jemblog 2.0

Jan 15

sanleigh:

adriofthedead:

now why would you post pictures of inbred cats

HA!

I just got it.

Nov 28

Milo?

(via drugz)

Sep 19

Sep 1

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

my dad would hold me up in the air, balanced on his feet, so i felt like i was flying. also, i remember being way more excited about macaroni and cheese as a small child than i ever get these days. macaroni and cheese, when did you lose your magic? :/

another early memory is petting my grandmother’s dachshund before watching it bite a few feathers off one of her chickens. it never really caught a chicken, no matter how hard it was trying. i miss you, toby.

Aug 29

posting this again because the first version that i found cropped out the flying cat. BULLSHIT.

ray (my girlfriend’s tuxedo cat) gave me gift a few days ago. it was a mouse. thanks, ray.

Aug 28

lol bowser lol

stef recoiled when she saw this image. koopas are a redhead’s natural enemy o_O

Aug 27

danapzucchini:

loverwife:hotpotatohot:pip-pip-cheerio:(via 90241, ofthedead209)

/foreveralone

:/

PETER WHERE ARE YOU!?

Aug 25

smashisms:

(via lucyphermann, eatmycrayola)

awww

makes me miss bronco even more :/

danapzucchini:

loverwife:lavinrac:sweethomestyle:yunzi:andrewharlow:

Hydro floors. Yes, the floor sinks and a pool appears.

Aug 21

classybroad:

Posted at Houston and Bowery, courtesy of evgrieve.com.

need a fucking skateboard!!

this is rad.

Aug 20

classybroad:

abughurai:

i wish i had a pair of these.

only if they take photos like spider’s

Aug 19

classybroad:

lattershed:

phantasmagasm:

lattershed:

phantasmagasm:

lylynn:

I have had so many awesome conversations regarding this fucked up magazine.

hahaha lylynn I did a double take at this issue the other day when I saw “va-jay-jays”. Becuase adult women still aren’t adult enough for words like VAGINA. Shit they should’ve just said HAIRY CUNTS AHOY.

Lets have some trash talking about cosmo, you know I like to throw down a good feminist rage shit talk sesh. This magazine is probably the best example of the polar opposite of sex positive feminism.

cosmo really pisses me off with its ~tru lyfe~ stories of ‘OMG DATE RAPED’ but always makes a point to mention how it’s somehow the victim’s fault, i.e getting too drunk or coming on to a guy. it ran a story called ‘what is gray rape?’ once. FFFUU

Oh god I had no idea about that, as if it were possible to hate this shit more!

also i really hate their ‘how to get ahead in the workplace’ tips because they all consist of being a backstabbing cunt or a kiss-ass, instead of, yanno, DOING WELL AT WORK.

I love you all.

One time, Cosmo suggested that you tie a used thong in your hair as a scrunchie in order to lure yourself a man. Jesus fucking HELL NO.

Also, what’s this cover story about the touch that calms him during a fight? Is it massaging his prostate through his butthole? BECAUSE IT ALWAYS IS, WITH COSMO. THEY ALWAYS WANT YOU TO DO UNPLEASANT BUTT STUFF TO A GUY. SOMETIMES WITHOUT ASKING HIM FIRST. WHAT THE FUCK.

so glad that stef never tries to put stuff in my butt

unexpected ass finger is a guaranteed HAY HAY WHAT THE FUCK jim runs out the door move

Aug 18

danapzucchini:

sirmitchell:

well said, Mr. Pryor.

marijuanaisgoodforyou:

optimisto:

Grrrrrrr

hahaha this is what you get for ordering lame chips

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