I have had so many awesome conversations regarding this fucked up magazine.
hahaha lylynn I did a double take at this issue the other day when I saw “va-jay-jays”. Becuase adult women still aren’t adult enough for words like VAGINA. Shit they should’ve just said HAIRY CUNTS AHOY.
Lets have some trash talking about cosmo, you know I like to throw down a good feminist rage shit talk sesh. This magazine is probably the best example of the polar opposite of sex positive feminism.
cosmo really pisses me off with its ~tru lyfe~ stories of ‘OMG DATE RAPED’ but always makes a point to mention how it’s somehow the victim’s fault, i.e getting too drunk or coming on to a guy. it ran a story called ‘what is gray rape?’ once. FFFUU
Oh god I had no idea about that, as if it were possible to hate this shit more!
also i really hate their ‘how to get ahead in the workplace’ tips because they all consist of being a backstabbing cunt or a kiss-ass, instead of, yanno, DOING WELL AT WORK.
I love you all.
One time, Cosmo suggested that you tie a used thong in your hair as a scrunchie in order to lure yourself a man. Jesus fucking HELL NO.
Also, what’s this cover story about the touch that calms him during a fight? Is it massaging his prostate through his butthole? BECAUSE IT ALWAYS IS, WITH COSMO. THEY ALWAYS WANT YOU TO DO UNPLEASANT BUTT STUFF TO A GUY. SOMETIMES WITHOUT ASKING HIM FIRST. WHAT THE FUCK.
so glad that stef never tries to put stuff in my butt
unexpected ass finger is a guaranteed HAY HAY WHAT THE FUCK jim runs out the door move
